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A VERY JOAN CRAWFORD CHRISTMAS

Created by Jeff Church and Ron Megee especially for Unicorn Theatre
Directed by Jeff Church
Featuring Ron Megee as the incandescent Joan Crawford

December 11 – 26, 2010

Kansas City’s own Joan Crawford returns for a holiday visit along with her loyal housekeeper, Mamacita. Settle in, listen up and learn: How to keep the sensitive male ego happy (“avoid moisturizer, it just smears all over your husband’s pajamas”). Host a dinner party with taste and texture (“put a hairdresser next to a professor of physics”). How to drink Pepsi with Vodka (“you’ll learn to love it, dammit”). And be sure to visit the craft room to decorate a wire hanger for the tree, but clean up that mess! Give Joan the respect she’s entitled to!

CAST

Joan Crawford | Ron Megee*
Mamacita/Bette | Jessica Dressler
Carl/Dance Captain | Jeff Smith
Princess Lotus Blossom | Dorian Gray Adams-Megee

PRODUCTION TEAM

Director | Jeff Church
Stage Manager | Tanya Brown*
Scenic Designer | Evan Hill
Lighting Designer | Richard L. Sprecker
Sound Designer/Operator | David Kiehl
Costume Designer | Jon Fulton Adams
Properties Designer/Production Assistant | Gary Campbell