Created by Jeff Church and Ron Megee especially for Unicorn Theatre
Directed by Jeff Church
Featuring Ron Megee as the incandescent Joan Crawford
December 11 – 26, 2010
Kansas City’s own Joan Crawford returns for a holiday visit along with her loyal housekeeper, Mamacita. Settle in, listen up and learn: How to keep the sensitive male ego happy (“avoid moisturizer, it just smears all over your husband’s pajamas”). Host a dinner party with taste and texture (“put a hairdresser next to a professor of physics”). How to drink Pepsi with Vodka (“you’ll learn to love it, dammit”). And be sure to visit the craft room to decorate a wire hanger for the tree, but clean up that mess! Give Joan the respect she’s entitled to!